What the hell's a Super Target? Back home, we've got a Target Greatland... but a Super Target? Umm... Must. Go. There. This place is so huge, I dunno how I could've missed it from the plane. We just landed in Fort Lauderdale for a little gander in the Sunshine State, and the first place we head for is... Tar-zhay. Go figure.
Anyhoo, this overbloated Target is connected to Sawgrass Mills, the world's biggest strip mall... seriously. It's eight acres of shopping bliss, so you can pretty much walk off that Orange Julius while trying to get from the Nike Factory Store to the Gap Outlet. But that's not to say there aren't great deals to be had here... like retro kicks for $19.99 and jeans for seven bucks. Score! Even the Bourbon chicken from the food court isn't half bad. What is a little disturbing is walking into the Banana Republic Outlet without seeing a single Asian there. I guess we're not in Kansas anymore... or are we?Random Stuff:
- The Pro Bowl is here. Today. Who knew?
Sawgrass Mills Mall. Shopping Heaven... or Hell?
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